I hate spiders. H8. So conveniently, whenever one pops up out of nowhere to be in my general area, it's always an aggressive little fuck who charges me when I'm just trying to scare him away so I can be left in peace. Usually I have to flee the area in a panic.

This time, though, I had a prime position on a couch and a heavy catalog. Ha ha.

Of course, I'm now on Spider Terror Alert Level Red, not helped by my cat randomly pouncing things, but still. Ha ha.


...And I'm now terrified to pick up the catalog, even though after moving it around I'm relatively certain the spider is dead and my cat has been licking what may be part of its corpse. But. Um. I still earned at least one "ha", right? :<

lol it's almost 2 AM where did the day go arrg.

EDIT: And now there's some sort of giant cockroach thing trundling around. *sob* But at least unlike the one a couple of days ago this isn't on the ceiling? ;____;
EDIT 2: Finally checked: spider is deceased, yay! I AM MOST PLEASED.